The following is a list of quotations from Uther.


  • "For Lordaeron." (upon purchase)
  • ""The Light abandons no man." (upon selection)
  • "We are all blessed by the Light."
  • "The Light shine on us all."


  • "Why should I trust you, boy?"
  • "Shut your mouth, before I shut it for you!"
  • "Lady Jaina, it is a pleasure to fight by your side once more."
  • "That guilt lies with me, and I will live with it until my dying day."
  • "So, what exactly are you all about?"
  • "You want to run that past me again?"
  • "By the Light, what kind of abomination are you?!"
  • "I am not dignifying that with a response."
  • "Varian! The last time I saw you, you were still a pup!"
  • "For the Alliance!"

The Butcher

  • "And there goes my hearing..."


  • "I'll assume this Crusader I've heard so much about, is you."
  • "Please, I was swinging the Light while you were in short pants."


  • "Skeleton King eh? Little on the nose don't you think?"
  • "No wonder your people killed you."

Horde (E.T.C., Garrosh, Thrall, Rehgar, Samuro, etc.)

  • "Oh, the Horde. And this was shaping to be a nice day too"
  • "Adding 'new' to the Horde's name doesn't absolve you for your sins, you know."


  • "Genn Greymane himself. It's about time Gilneas was back in the fight."
  • "Ha! Good to hear it, you old dog... Sorry."


  • "Sylvanas, you look like hell!"
  • "And I thought being dead would make someone less aggressive."

Zerg (Abathur, Kerrigan, Zagara, etc.)

  • "Is it me, or are you Zerg getting more bizarre over time?"
  • "You best remember whose side you're on, beastie."

Lt. Morales

  • "Ha! Hail and well met, my fellow soldier!"
  • "Which part? The giant eagle shoulder pads? Or is it my magical first aid hammer?"

Night Elf (Illidan, Malfurion, Tyrande)

  • "And here I thought High Elves were full of themselves."


  • "Yes, it's precisely the kind of comment I'd expect from a troll."




  • "Justice has been delivered!"
  • "Go into the Light, now!"
  • "This is the end for you!"
  • "It is done."
  • "You're not even trying!"
  • "Nice try."
  • "Rot in Hell, boy!"
Demon (Azmodan, Diablo, The Butcher)
  • "This world will not suffer your kind, demon!"
  • "Back to the Nether with you! Or you know, wherever..."
Angel (Tyrael, Auriel, Malthael)
Alliance (Varian, Jaina, Greymane, Muradin, Falstad, etc.)
  • "I beg your forgiveness, my friend."
Horde (E.T.C., Garrosh, Thrall, Rehgar, Samuro, etc.)
  • "New Horde look, same Horde waste."
  • "(sighs) How unfortunate."
  • "Justice has come for you, Kerrigan!"
  • "Looks like you could use a little more training, Raynor."
  • "May the Light have mercy on my soul."
  • "Aw, what happened to all that 'outclassed' talk?"
  • "What Lothar's blades started, let my war hammer finish!"
  • "Even darkness incarnate pales before the light!"
  • "Looks like paladins and ogre magi aren't quite equal after all."
Warcraft II (Cho'gall, Gul'dan)
  • "Ah, now that takes me back."
  • "You still have a lot to learn, Kael'thas!"
Scourge (Arthas, Kel'Thuzad, Anub'arak)
  • "As I live, Lordaeron will never fall to your wretched Scourge!"


These lines can be heard if Uther is clicked repeatedly. References made within the lines are linked to the point of reference:

  • "I’m too old for this nonsense!"
  • "Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel... Is a train."
  • "Today, I’m Uther the Painbringer!"
  • "What the…? What happened to that silver hand in the sky?"
  • "Seriously, "Order of the Weird Space Triangle" doesn't have nearly the same ring to it."
  • "Back in my day, there was only one type of paladin , and we were glad to have ‘em."
  • "And we could only level to 10! What are you now, level 100? More?" (frustrated sigh) "... You kids these days."
  • (Someone sneezes) "Light bless you."
  • "Would you do that again? A little to the left this time."
  • "Ahhh... There it is."
  • "Let the righteous know peace... And the unjust know the back of my hand!"
  • "My church is the field of battle. I mean, why do you think I carry this book around, my health?"
  • "By the way, a little bronze dragon told me about what you Blood Elves planned to do to my grave... I am NOT thrilled about it!"