Sgt. Hammer quotations

The following is a list of quotations from Sgt. Hammer.

Interactions

General

• "Well, if it ain't my favorite person."

Murky

• "What in tarnation are you supposed to be?"
• "E-nun-ciate! It sounds like you're speakin' gibberish."

Stitches

• "Think you can keep up with me, big fella?"
• "Ugh. Why you gotta say it like that?"

Tychus

• "Nice gun. Compensatin' for somethin'?"
• "And just how would they stop me?"

Kills

Abathur

• "What the hell did I just kill?"

Arthas (Crown Prince skin)

• "Sorry! You ain't my Prince Charmin'."

Kerrigan

• "Ding dong, the witch is dead."

Zagara

• "Aw! I think I got a little on my windshield!"

Clicked

• "She's got all the bang your buck can handle." (upon purchase)
• "Need somethin’ blown up?"
• "Speak up!"
• "What?! This is my inside voice.

Humorous

These lines can be heard if Sgt. Hammer is clicked repeatedly. References made within the lines are linked to the point of reference:

• "Don't tread on me, partner."
• "I love the smell of napalm in the... Well, pretty much any time."
• "Siege tank. Siege tank roll. Roll tank roll."
• "'Tank you sir, may I have another?"
• "'Please, Hammer, don’t hurt ‘em!' Well you can’t touch this, because I am too legit to quit! Now you better pray, pray, 'cause here comes the hammer!"
• "You know, I just realized – I don’t even know where the escape hatch is on this thing! There is an escape hatch, right? Right? Hello?"
• (singing) "The sieeege tank. Soon I’ll be firing my giant gun."
• (beeping) (smashing) "Nap time's over. Back to dispensin' some indiscriminate justice!"
• "Still can’t quit you, siege tank." (kiss)
• "What is your major malfunction? Stop clickin' already!"
• "You think you're somethin' special? Huh? Good to know you're dumb as well as ugly."
• "Let me guess, you thought Sgt. Hammer was gonna be a man. (burp) Joke’s on you, kiddo."

Heroic Abilities

• "Deliverin'... Payload!"
• "Fire from the sky!"
• "Spreadin' the love."
• "Napalm's airborne!"
• "Let's rain down some hell fire!"
• "Oh, napalm - you light up my life."
• "Time for the big gun!"
• "Haha! Hope you can dance."
• "A little violence solves everything."
• "My gun's bigger."

Other

• "Will someone please shoot this guy?!" (selecting an enemy hero to be attacked)
• "Ready to roll out!"