The following is a list of quotations from Sgt. Hammer.

Interactions Edit

  • "Well, if it ain't my favorite person."
  • "What in tarnation are you supposed to be?"
  • "E-nun-ciate! It sounds like you're speakin' gibberish."
  • "Think you can keep up with me, big fella?"
  • "Ugh. Why you gotta say it like that?"
  • "Nice gun. Compensatin' for somethin'?"
  • "And just how would they stop me?"

Kills Edit

  • "What the hell did I just kill?"
Arthas (Crown Prince skin)
  • "Aw! I think I got a little on my windshield!"

Clicked Edit

  • "She's got all the bang your buck can handle." (upon purchase)
  • "Need somethin’ blown up?"
  • "Speak up!"
  • "What?! This is my inside voice.

Respawning Edit

  • "Let's go, lots of waiting!"
  • "Ready to roll out!"

Talent selection Edit

  • "Hm, not bad. Not bad at all."
  • "That looks like... fun!"

Healed Edit

  • "Ooh, now that's the kind of healing Mama likes!"
  • "Nice patch job!"
  • "Good heal, kid! Keep it up!"

Hearthing Edit

  • "Hic, getting the hell outta dodge."
  • "Going back for a tune up."

Humorous Edit

These lines can be heard if Sgt. Hammer is clicked repeatedly. References made within the lines are linked to the point of reference:

  • "Don't tread on me, partner."
  • "I love the smell of napalm in the... Well, pretty much any time."
  • "Siege tank. Siege tank roll. Roll tank roll."
  • "'Tank you sir, may I have another?"
  • "'Please, Hammer, don’t hurt ‘em!' Well you can’t touch this, because I am too legit to quit! Now you better pray, pray, 'cause here comes the hammer!"
  • "You know, I just realized – I don’t even know where the escape hatch is on this thing! There is an escape hatch, right? Right? Hello?"
  • (singing) "The sieeege tank. Soon I’ll be firing my giant gun."
  • (beeping) (smashing) "Nap time's over. Back to dispensin' some indiscriminate justice!"
  • "Still can’t quit you, siege tank." (kiss)
  • "What is your major malfunction? Stop clickin' already!"
  • "You think you're somethin' special? Huh? Good to know you're dumb as well as ugly."
  • "Let me guess, you thought Sgt. Hammer was gonna be a man. (burp) Joke’s on you, kiddo."

Heroic Abilities Edit

  • "Deliverin'... Payload!"
  • "Fire from the sky!"
  • "Spreadin' the love."
  • "Napalm's airborne!"
  • "Let's rain down some hell fire!"
  • "Oh, napalm - you light up my life."
  • "Time for the big gun!"
  • "Haha! Hope you can dance."
  • "A little violence solves everything."
  • "My gun's bigger."

Other Edit

  • "Will someone please shoot this guy?!" (selecting an enemy hero to be attacked)