The Lost Vikings quotations

The following is a list of quotations from the Lost Vikings. They are sorted by individual Viking, and also when grouped.

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Attempts have been made to identify the Viking speaking each line. Colors are as follows: Baelog, Erik, Olaf

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• "Look at us!" "Our graphics are amazing! We can't lose!"
• "We've been to so many places, we're basically tour guides. This should be easy."
• "We're lost again!"
  "Yeeep."
  "Time to fight?"
• "Where are we?"
  "Somewhere dangerous!"
  "You ready to smash things?"

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Abathur

• "What kind of alien was that?"
  "What am I, an alien expert? I don't know!"
• "What kind of alien was that?"
  "I don't know. I think I've seen him at BlizzCon."

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• "Hey! I think somebody poked me!"
  "I'll poke ya! Yer just imagining things!"
• "Oh, look! Somebody's definitely poking us!"
  "See?"
  "You feel, ya don't see poking. Ow, knock it off!"
  "He's right! Olaf's right! I saw that!"
  "I told ya!"
• "Get lost, will ya!"
  "Daaarn!"
  "He's not talking to ya."
  "Oohh."

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• "Seventeen years of nothin'? And they bring us back for a MOBA? Ha, figures."
  "It's not a MOBA, it's a hero brawler!"
  "Hero brawler herva hayvie. You made that up."
  "No, but Blizzard sure did."
  "You guys are so getting us fired, do you know that?"
• "I gotta poke you in a minute!"
  "Baelog, calm down, breathe. You're gonna blow a gasket!"
  (Rapid breathing.)
  "Nice."
• "You know, if we're going to be lost somewhere, this place is nice. Kind of. Naaw."
• "Oooh. My tummy has never looked so high-definition."
  "Ha! Not sure I consider that an upgrade."
• "Whatever happened to Scorch and Fang?"
  "Ahhh, nobody remembers those guys."
  "I do. Who could forget a dragon and a marmoset?"
  "A marma marma what?"
  "A marma marma set."
• "You ever get the feeling of deja vu?"
  "For the four million six hundred and forty nine thousand three hundred and fifty fourth time - NO!"
• "This guy's not doing nothing. Wake me up when this is over."
  "No, wait!"
  (Heavy snoring)
  "He's out. All right, what happens when we hafta move?"
• "Woo! How are you guys holding up? I think I need a bath."
  "Bath? Vikings don't need no stinking baths!"
  "We don't need no stinking Vikings, either."
• "Do you think we'll ever see Tomator again?"
  "Tomator? You mean Tommy? It was a little kid named Tommy."
  "Maybe he's out there somewhere." (sings) "Tommy, can you hear me?"
  "Feed me! Feed me!"
  "Touch me!"
• "Just so we're clear, I still have dibs on Erik's helmet."
  "I get his boots!"
  "Seventeen years, nothin' changes."
• "Hey, you guys remember when we were in World of Warcraft?"
  "Ah, that was just a reference."
  "Yes, Olaf - we're not dwarves, we're Vikings. (giggles) Except for Erik - he's a dwarf!"
  "You take it back!"

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Murky

• "Have I fought one of your relatives before?"
• "Tell me about it."

Other dwarves (ie Muradin, etc.)

• "Well, we certainly haven't been to any Goodlands."

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Armored characters

• "That's what you get for hiding behind all that junk."

ETC

• "It's a... "rocky road" - haha!"

Gazlowe

• "Come on! I've smashed fancier robots than that."

Orcs (ie Thrall, etc.)

• "Take that, Tomator!"

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• "I'm on a boat!"
• "Hey, guys! Get over here."

Moving

• Let's get lost.
• The ride begins.
• Fine with me.
• Okay, let's go.
• Any aliens here?
• For swords! And fjords.
• I hear you.
• Kill it, blender, set things on fire, aha.
• My swords are sharp.

Selection

• Baleog!
• Ugh. Hurry up already.
• I hear you.
• What?
• Baleog here.
• Want old Baleog to stab something?

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Murky

• "Hmmm. Are you related to Aftiec?"
• "How did a sea serpent end up here? And such a tiny one, too?"

Nazeebo

• "Hey, you look familiar! Or...hmmm...aren't you the other witch doctor?"

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Dwarf (ie Muradin, etc.)

• "Have fun in Asgard!"

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• "I'm the fast, smart Viking. The fast, stupid Viking didn't make it past Lost Vikings 0.1."
• "Did you know that Olaf is the father of two? I have no idea how he manages that with being lost all the time."
• "The Nexus is pretty normal to me. You want weird? Go to Whacky World."
• "Why does Olaf keep following Chen around with his mouth open? Gross!"
• "I once cooked Minute Rice in 27 seconds. It means I'm swift. Ha! Get it?"

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• "I'm king of the world!"
• "By the power of Odin...!"

Selection

• Erik here.
• I'm Erik. Too fast, too furious.
• Erik!
• Hello!
• What's the plan?
• Of course you need me.

Moving

• Swiftly.
• I hope you have directions.
• I'll take the lead.
• Norse by Norse-West.
• Right away.

Attacking

• Here's rocks in your eye.
• Dashing through the foes.
• I can attack in this game?
• Take that, and this, and a few of these.

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Dwarf (ie Muradin, etc.)

• "Ho! And what kind of Viking are you?"

Murky

• "Awww. Wow. Will you be my pet? (?) Sweet little sushi."
• "Oh. Was that you or my stomach?"

Orc (ie Thrall, etc.)

• "Ho no! It's Tomator!"

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Other Lost Vikings

• (laughs) "Now you have to restart the level."

Pandaren (ie Chen, etc.)

• "Ho, teddy bear!"

Zerg (ie Abathur, etc.)

• "Huh. Bug off."

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• "Ouchien! Why can you poken me in this game? I poken you back, anephehopen."
• "You are bad, and you should feel bad."
• "Forsborge! Why are you still bothering me?!"
• "My shield doubles as a dinner tray. And a Lazy Susan spinin' roundn' roundn'."
• "If you follow Chen around closely enough with your mouth open, that barrel of his leaks...slurpety darpin hey."

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• "Oh! I'm going to need a bigger boat."
• "Valhalla rises!"

Moving

• Is this real life?
• Bring me good food.
• I'm hungry, I'mma feema turkey.
• Yeah, okay.
• Hm. Where do you get these ideas anyways?

Selection

• Got donuts for Olaf?
• Olaf.
• Hidy ho!
• Huh? What now?
• What do you need?
• Hey, it's Olaf.

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• "Hey there."
• "Ooh...oopsy doopsie."
• "Ohh...shoulda brought food."
• "I serve revenge cold. But you can reheat it if you want."
• "I wanta make you into meatloaf! Ohh...meatloaf..."
• "Ooh! I need a bigger shield!"
• "I could really use some lasagna right now!"
• "Mmm...I'm sexy, and I know it."
• "Oh good, I'm back."
• "Bye for now."
• "Tanks, buddy."
• "Ha, look at you. You're awesome."
• "Ah...always wanted to do that."
• "I didn't even know we could do that."
• "Don't make me use my secret gas attack."
• "Hail, mighty keyboard warrior."