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The following is a list of quotations from the Lost Vikings. They are sorted by individual Viking, and also when grouped.

Group Edit

Attempts have been made to identify the Viking speaking each line. Colors are as follows: Baelog, Erik, Olaf

Interactions Edit

  • "Look at us!"
    "Our graphics are amazing! We can't lose!"
  • "We've been to so many places, we're basically tour guides. This should be easy."
  • "We're lost again!"
    "Yeeep."
    "Time to fight?"
  • "Where are we?"
    "Somewhere dangerous!"
    "You ready to smash things?"

Kills Edit

Abathur
  • "What kind of alien was that?"
    "What am I, an alien expert? I don't know!"
  • "What kind of alien was that?"
    "I don't know. I think I've seen him at BlizzCon."

Clicked Edit

  • "Hey! I think somebody poked me!"
    "I'll poke ya! Yer just imagining things!"
  • "Oh, look! Somebody's definitely poking us!"
    "See?"
    "You feel, ya don't see poking. Ow, knock it off!"
    "He's right! Olaf's right! I saw that!"
    "I told ya!"
  • "Get lost, will ya!"
    "Daaarn!"
    "He's not talking to ya."
    "Oohh."

Humorous Edit

  • "Seventeen years of nothin'? And they bring us back for a MOBA? Ha, figures."
    "It's not a MOBA, it's a hero brawler!"
    "Hero brawler herva hayvie. You made that up."
    "No, but Blizzard sure did."
    "You guys are so getting us fired, do you know that?"
  • "I gotta poke you in a minute!"
    "Baelog, calm down, breathe. You're gonna blow a gasket!"
    (Rapid breathing.)
    "Nice."
  • "You know, if we're going to be lost somewhere, this place is nice. Kind of. Naaw."
  • "Oooh. My tummy has never looked so high-definition."
    "Ha! Not sure I consider that an upgrade."
  • "Whatever happened to Scorch and Fang?"
    "Ahhh, nobody remembers those guys."
    "I do. Who could forget a dragon and a marmoset?"
    "A marma marma what?"
    "A marma marma set."
  • "You ever get the feeling of deja vu?"
    "For the four million six hundred and forty nine thousand three hundred and fifty fourth time - NO!"
  • "This guy's not doing nothing. Wake me up when this is over."
    "No, wait!"
    (Heavy snoring)
    "He's out. All right, what happens when we hafta move?"
  • "Woo! How are you guys holding up? I think I need a bath."
    "Bath? Vikings don't need no stinking baths!"
    "We don't need no stinking Vikings, either."
  • "Do you think we'll ever see Tomator again?"
    "Tomator? You mean Tommy? It was a little kid named Tommy."
    "Maybe he's out there somewhere." (sings) "Tommy, can you hear me?"
    "Feed me! Feed me!"
    "Touch me!"
  • "Just so we're clear, I still have dibs on Erik's helmet."
    "I get his boots!"
    "Seventeen years, nothin' changes."
  • "Hey, you guys remember when we were in World of Warcraft?"
    "Ah, that was just a reference."
    "Yes, Olaf - we're not dwarves, we're Vikings. (giggles) Except for Erik - he's a dwarf!"
    "You take it back!"

Baleog Edit

Interactions Edit

Murky
  • "Have I fought one of your relatives before?"
  • "Tell me about it."
Other dwarves (ie Muradin, etc.)
  • "Well, we certainly haven't been to any Goodlands."

Kills Edit

Armored characters
  • "That's what you get for hiding behind all that junk."
ETC
  • "It's a... "rocky road" - haha!"
Gazlowe
  • "Come on! I've smashed fancier robots than that."
Orcs (ie Thrall, etc.)
  • "Take that, Tomator!"

Heroic Abilities Edit

  • "I'm on a boat!"
  • "Hey, guys! Get over here."

Erik Edit

Interactions Edit

Murky
  • "Hmmm. Are you related to Aftiec?"
  • "How did a sea serpent end up here? And such a tiny one, too?"
Nazeebo
  • "Hey, you look familiar! Or...hmmm...aren't you the other witch doctor?"

Kills Edit

Dwarf (ie Muradin, etc.)
  • "Have fun in Asgard!"

Humorous Edit

  • "I'm the fast, smart Viking. The fast, stupid Viking didn't make it past Lost Vikings 0.1."
  • "Did you know that Olaf is the father of two? I have no idea how he manages that with being lost all the time."
  • "The Nexus is pretty normal to me. You want weird? Go to Whacky World."
  • "Why does Olaf keep following Chen around with his mouth open? Gross!"
  • "I once cooked Minute Rice in 27 seconds. It means I'm swift. Ha! Get it?"

Heroic Abilities Edit

  • "I'm king of the world!"
  • "By the power of Odin...!"

Olaf Edit

Interactions Edit

Dwarf (ie Muradin, etc.)
  • "Ho! And what kind of Viking are you?"
Murky
  • "Awww. Wow. Will you be my pet? (?) Sweet little sushi."
  • "Oh. Was that you or my stomach?"
Orc (ie Thrall, etc.)
  • "Ho no! It's Tomator!"

Kills Edit

Other Lost Vikings
  • (laughs) "Now you have to restart the level."
Pandaren (ie Chen, etc.)
  • "Ho, teddy bear!"
Zerg (ie Abathur, etc.)
  • "Huh. Bug off."

Humorous Edit

  • "Ouchien! Why can you poken me in this game? I poken you back, anephehopen."
  • "You are bad, and you should feel bad."
  • "Forsborge! Why are you still bothering me?!"
  • "My shield doubles as a dinner tray. And a Lazy Susan spinin' roundn' roundn'."
  • "If you follow Chen around closely enough with your mouth open, that barrel of his leaks...slurpety darpin hey."

Heroic Abilities Edit

  • "Oh! I'm going to need a bigger boat."
  • "Valhalla rises!"

Other Edit

  • "Hey there."
  • "Ooh...oopsy doopsie."
  • "Ohh...shoulda brought food."
  • "I serve revenge cold. But you can reheat it if you want."
  • "I wanta make you into meatloaf! Ohh...meatloaf..."
  • "Ooh! I need a bigger shield!"
  • "I could really use some lasagna right now!"
  • "Mmm...I'm sexy, and I know it."
  • "Oh good, I'm back."
  • "Bye for now."
  • "Tanks, buddy."
  • "Ha, look at you. You're awesome."
  • "Ah...always wanted to do that."
  • "I didn't even know we could do that."
  • "Don't make me use my secret gas attack."
  • "Hail, mighty keyboard warrior."

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