The following is a list of quotations from Gazlowe. Thoough there are separate voice files for the Martian skin, the quotes are identical.


  • "Ha-ha! Cha-ching!" (After being purchased)
  • "Anyone order a one-man wrecking crew?" (After being selected)
  • "Hey, time is money, friend. And you're out of both!"
  • "Wazzup?!"


  • "I'm going."
  • "No need to be pushy."
  • "Ugh, this thing is heavy."
  • "Grinding gears."
  • "I can handle that."
  • "Yeah, baby."
  • "On top of it."
  • "Uh? Ohoh, yeah, sure!... Whatever."


  • "Hey! A murloc! Say the thing!"
  • "(laughs) No clue what that means. Thanks, though."


  • "That's what this baby is built for!"
  • "Punch it!"
  • "Servo's workin'!"
  • "Kill switch, engaged!"
  • "Give'em the clamps!"
  • "You are terminated!... No?"
  • "Well, I guess it's just your time, pal!"


  • "Hey! You, uh, don't need that wallet anymore, do ya?"
  • "Never mess with a goblin, when death is on the line!"
  • "Aah, this has been fun."
  • "Nap time, huh? Yeah that's cool."
  • "Hey! Anyone want a fish nugget?"
Sgt. Hammer
  • "Oh, man. It hurts to bust up something so beautiful."
  • "Oh, come on! What's that thing made out of, huh? Tin?"


  • "Ha, you missed me?"
  • "I'm okay, I'm okay."
  • "Back to bussiness!"


These lines can be heard if Gazlowe is clicked repeatedly. References made within the lines are linked to the point of reference:

  • "Lets show em what you’re made of! Thorium!"
  • "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon's light? ... Well have ya?"
  • "This thing’s a miracle of goblin engineering."
  • (breaking machine noises) Oh, snap! Oh, hey buddy! Did you see where that went?
  • (more breaking noises) Oh, great. There goes Binky."
  • " (singing) The samophlange’s connected to the gizmo, and the gizmo’s connected to the dealybob, and the dealybob’s... ARGH! *explosion*... No longer connected to the thingamajig..."
  • "Ohhh, what’s this button do again... Doh! Oh, right, right... I gotta remember not to mess with that... Shiny... Sparkly... Blinky red button... Augh!"
  • "Ah geez, this contraption is so crazy I can clearly see it’s nuts... And bolts. I said bolts. I said bolts, alright, I'm keeping it T for Teen here, people! God, you're so filthy!"
  • "My friends call me... the Mastah Blastah!"
  • "You know what the best part of being boss of Ratchet is? Because I’d love to know. I mean seriously, it's so boring."
  • "Hey check it out. I added a new feature. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, and... Start. Oh, gee, uh...that seems bad."
  • "Always carry an arclight spanner. You never know when you're gonna need it. What? There's no joke there. It's just some solid advice. Jeez."
  • "If you see any bolts around here, you go ahead and pick 'em up, a'ight? I can make anything out of that scrap."
  • "My mind's on my money and my money's on my mind."

Heroic AbilitiesEdit

  • "Yeah! Rock 'em and sock 'em!"
  • "It's shredder time!"
  • "(laughs) Here comes the mother of all explosions!"
  • "Guess what? Boom!"
  • "Hey, buddy! Catch!"