The following is a list of quotations from Gazlowe. Thoough there are separate voice files for the Martian skin, the quotes are identical.
- "Ha-ha! Cha-ching!" (After being purchased)
- "Anyone order a one-man wrecking crew?" (After being selected)
- "Hey, time is money, friend. And you're out of both!"
- "I'm going."
- "No need to be pushy."
- "Ugh, this thing is heavy."
- "Grinding gears."
- "I can handle that."
- "Yeah, baby."
- "On top of it."
- "Uh? Ohoh, yeah, sure!... Whatever."
- "Hey! A murloc! Say the thing!"
- "(laughs) No clue what that means. Thanks, though."
- "That's what this baby is built for!"
- "Punch it!"
- "Servo's workin'!"
- "Kill switch, engaged!"
- "Give'em the clamps!"
- "You are terminated!... No?"
- "Well, I guess it's just your time, pal!"
- "Hey! You, uh, don't need that wallet anymore, do ya?"
- "Never mess with a goblin, when death is on the line!"
- "Aah, this has been fun."
- "Nap time, huh? Yeah that's cool."
- "Hey! Anyone want a fish nugget?"
- "Oh, man. It hurts to bust up something so beautiful."
- "Oh, come on! What's that thing made out of, huh? Tin?"
- "Haha! Next time you might wanna bubble-hearth! Pfft. Loser."
- "Ha, you missed me?"
- "I'm okay, I'm okay."
- "Back to bussiness!"
These lines can be heard if Gazlowe is clicked repeatedly. References made within the lines are linked to the point of reference:
- "Lets show em what you’re made of! Thorium!"
- "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon's light? ... Well have ya?"
- "This thing’s a miracle of goblin engineering."
- (breaking machine noises) Oh, snap! Oh, hey buddy! Did you see where that went?
- (more breaking noises) Oh, great. There goes Binky."
- " (singing) The samophlange’s connected to the gizmo, and the gizmo’s connected to the dealybob, and the dealybob’s... ARGH! *explosion*... No longer connected to the thingamajig..."
- "Ohhh, what’s this button do again... Doh! Oh, right, right... I gotta remember not to mess with that... Shiny... Sparkly... Blinky red button... Augh!"
- "Ah geez, this contraption is so crazy I can clearly see it’s nuts... And bolts. I said bolts. I said bolts, alright, I'm keeping it T for Teen here, people! God, you're so filthy!"
- "My friends call me... the Mastah Blastah!"
- "You know what the best part of being boss of Ratchet is? Because I’d love to know. I mean seriously, it's so boring."
- "Hey check it out. I added a new feature. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, and... Start. Oh, gee, uh...that seems bad."
- "Always carry an arclight spanner. You never know when you're gonna need it. What? There's no joke there. It's just some solid advice. Jeez."
- "If you see any bolts around here, you go ahead and pick 'em up, a'ight? I can make anything out of that scrap."
- "My mind's on my money and my money's on my mind."
- "Yeah! Rock 'em and sock 'em!"
- "It's shredder time!"
- "(laughs) Here comes the mother of all explosions!"
- "Guess what? Boom!"
- "Hey, buddy! Catch!"