The following is a list of quotations from Falstad.


  • "Are ye ready to show them buggers what a couple a' dwarves can do?"
  • "Sounds fun. I'm in!"
  • "Well, would ya look at that? It's a baby murloc, yes it is...what are ye doin' here?"
  • "Heh. And they say my accent's thick."


  • "What on Azeroth was that thing?"
Elite Tauren Chieftain
  • "No, bull."
  • "What's wrong, Muradin? Didn'tcha learn how ta duck?"
  • "Stormhammer: 1, Doomhammer: 0"
  • "What's the point of those fancy wings if ya can't use 'em?"
Moira (NYI)


  • "Best choice you ever made, buddy." (upon purchase)
  • "Agh?"
  • "I’m yer’ dwarf!”
  • The wind at ma’ back, and a monster ‘tween my legs! Err..."


These lines can be heard if Falstad is clicked repeatedly. References made within the lines are linked to the point of reference:

  • "Do a barrel roll, eh?"
  • (fart noises) "Ewww! Man alive, Swiftwing! Did you eat a ghoul again?”
  • (Upset stomach rumbling) "Look out below, we’ve got a sick gryphon here!"
  • "It’s nice ta’ get out of Ironforge. I dunna’ how those Bronzebeards can stand that cave.”
  • "Rumors of me death have been greatly exaggerated."
  • "Um, you didn't happen to see a little guy in a red shirt around here, did ‘ya? He’s always watchin’ me..."
  • "In my day, it took serious dedication to ride a gryphon. Nowadays, even gnomes are doing it!”
  • "Thank you for flying Wildhammer Aerie-lines. Your in-flight entertainment today will be The Perfect Storm-Hammer."
  • "Flight attendant, me mug is empty!"
  • "(coughing) Damn feathers!"
  • "Yeah, Alex! What's up with that, eh?"
  • "Honestly, I'm just amazed Swiftwing can keep this up. I mean - flap, flap, flap, flap - it never stops!"


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